Kitchen. MEGHAN, DAVE, and angel-faced seven-year-old MICHAEL are putting away groceries

MEGHAN

DAVE, did you get the nuts I ordered you? Your nuts should be in there.

DAVE, deadpanning

Yeah, I got them. No one can separate me from my nuts.

MEGHAN smirks

I bet I could separate you from your nuts. Maybe I already have.

MICHAEL

Mom could separate Dad from his penis nuts!

MEGHAN and DAVE in concert, agape

WHAT?!

MICHAEL, innocently

His penis nuts! Penis. Penits nuts?

MEGHAN facepalms

DAVE enunciates carefully

Peanuts, dude. Pea…nuts.